Saul Bollox 9:22 Sun Dec 28
Unusual story lines for soap operas
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1. Two married people have an affair with each other and don't get found out.
2. Married man shags another woman and uses a condom, so she doesn't get pregnant. They don't get caught.
2. Married man impregnates a teenager, and she has an abortion and keeps schtum. The adventure never comes to light.
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Fluke
10:40 Sun Dec 28
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Peoples aunts are their sisters which means their step sister they are shagging doesn't turn out to be their mum, then they don't all die before the age of 40 between tragedies such as fires, murder or being run over all within a 500 yard radius of each other
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The Dursley Massive
10:53 Sun Dec 28
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There is an unusually high number of heterosexual people and non-Irish people.
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Browno22
10:57 Sun Dec 28
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People have washing machines in their house and don't all use the laundrette.
People talk about football
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les marteaux
10:58 Sun Dec 28
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Soap runs for six months with no story lines about Perry Comos (or dykes)
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,
10:59 Sun Dec 28
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Nobody uses a cafe or pub.
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leave my arcelona
11:02 Sun Dec 28
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Somebody gets a job which is at least a quarter of a mile from where they live
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mallard
11:14 Sun Dec 28
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Two Men have a slight disagreement but then resolve it quickly
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penners28
11:24 Sun Dec 28
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People go to tesco to do their shopping and cant oark right outside their house
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Leonard Hatred
1:29 Mon Dec 29
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QUICKSAND
Used to be a staple of most stuff on TV when I was a kid.
They should have a scene with Dot Cotton being pulled out of quicksand.
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gph
1:33 Mon Dec 29
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They all get abducted , by aliens, ISIS or someone else, and we never find out who did it, and the programme ends there, without prior notice.
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Iron Duke
1:40 Mon Dec 29
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Women challenge men to a game of darts. Men wipe the floor with the women.
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SilverSurfer
1:56 Mon Dec 29
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no tatts
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Billy Blagg
3:01 Mon Dec 29
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If people in Soaps behaved as sensible people do in the real world then there wouldn't be any i.e.
a) You DON'T tell ANYONE,
b) you keep a straight face when you're told something you know about
c) you don't pretend your son is your brother
Leonard Hatred 1:29 Mon Dec 29
I was fascinated by quicksand when I was a kid. At least once a week someone sunk in it. Where is it now eh?
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Ricky Bobby
9:36 Mon Dec 29
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Ali runs his cafe for 50 years, it's not sold to the local prat for money that never actually existed!
Poor locals go to Primark for their clothes instead of buying shit off of the market stool
AO & Currys deliver washing machines to someone's house.
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mashed in maryland
2:06 Mon Dec 29
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Leonard Hatred 1:29 Mon Dec 29
Hahaha, very true
USed be be quicksand in EVERYTHING
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You must be Gary
2:15 Mon Dec 29
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Everyone is really happy
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Pancho
2:34 Mon Dec 29
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Watched about 5 mins of Eastenders on Christmas Day - haven't seen it in years.
What a fucking load of old shit!
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Joke Whole
2:35 Mon Dec 29
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A new character appears with an accent so broad it lacks any identifiable sides - but all the regulars fully understand every word he mumbles straight off.
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les marteaux
2:55 Mon Dec 29
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People go to get married, get married and then go and have a good reception and no skeletons emerge from the cupboard.
A black family move in who don't speak with rada or regional accents and don't don't mix in or behave in exactly the same manner as the rest of the people in the show.
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SurfaceAgentX2Zero
3:04 Mon Dec 29
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A massively racist muslim family move into the street, consistently act in a massively racist manner (like not allowing their female daughters to date white lads and being disapproving of the white women that their men are allowed to date) and are quickly called out by the rest of the cast on account of being massively racist.
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